Moms are the best. Not just because they love & accept us for who we are but because of their savage desi treatments for all our problems. Treatments sprinkled with a pinch of sarcasm and dollop of love. help keep the children in their place.
Read the best desi treatments that a mom gives whenever the kids complain or demand new things. You’ll surely have a good laugh going through these.
When you tell your mom that you got hurt
Mom- It’s because you’re always busy on your phone.
When you complain about eating Tinde
Mom- This is a house & not a hotel. You’ll have to eat whatever I cook.
When you demand an iPhone
Mom- Why not, my dear child. We have a money tree outside. Why don’t you go & pluck money from that tree?
When you tell her that you broke a glass
Mom (in a sarcastic tone) – Its ok, we have five more glasses. Feel free to break them as well.
When you complain about not having anything to wear
Mom (pointing towards your wardrobe) – Why don’t you burn this pile of clothes and then I’ll buy you some new ones.
When you tell her that you aren’t hungry
Mom – Deliberately feeds you a 10-inches roti & makes sure you don’t sleep empty stomach.
When you tell her that you’re feeling weak
Mom- All this is happening because you don’t get up early in the morning.
When you complain that your stomach hurts
Mom- Go for a walk in the morning & the evening, and your health will improve drastically.
When you cry over bad skin & hair
Mom- Stop eating junk, and you’ll have radiant skin and shiny hair.
When you complain about not being able to find your stuff at home
Mom- You forget things a lot. Eat almonds to sharpen your memory.